with the insane incitement laws dictating our state of Victoria right now, I wonder if a person could be found guilty of, or what it would take for a person to be found guilty of, such an infraction. Really walking on thin ice here, but here goes! It takes the form of a pro forma. With the name omitted
If the reader should decide to embark on the following; I neither encourage nor discourage them to proceed in their actions. That is an action of your own volition. I do not know what the noise threshold between talking loudly and shouting is; pick a noise level of talking loudly that you feel comfortable with, then proceed to orate the following statement at your local supermarket, with an assistant in the aisle or at the registers
"Excuse me but do you have any ____ cheese? No ____ cheese? Really? Personally, I love ____ cheese, it is my all time favorite! Did you know? It was invented by Edward William ____, born 1871, died 1934 in Philadelphia, who patented a method for fast maturation of cheese via high temperature and humidity? I have to say, of all the cheeses I have ever tasted, and I've tasted a few, ___ is absolutely the most delicious cheese I have ever tasted! Mmm Mmm! I simply cannot get enough of that wonderful ___!! So you have no ___ cheese in stock? I hear there has been some controversy over the name of my lovely ___ cheese? So then, what exactly is the new name they have given to ____ ? If I ask for ___ cheese in the future, are you going to give me ___ cheese? Did I mention, I love ____?"
this, of course, is insane. Designed to be provocative. Designed to be stupid.
What? you've never heard of Philadelphia inventor, Edward William Edam?
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