so there's this theme coming back to me. It seems to keep confronting me and I can't control it. I suppose it all stems from the pheromone I give off that encourages crazy people that gravitate toward me.
on the way home tonight it happened again. I am walking along the footpath; not interacting and not doing anything and this rather tall elderly woman is walking in the opposite direction. She stretches her arm out straight but not entirely unlike the woman above.
my initial thought was boy that was extremely hostile and a really confronting way to dictate social distancing. Surely one step away from me would suffice. Then it dawned on me what this action reminded me of.
the Hitler salute. So my obvious response was, "Zeig Heil!! Jawhol, Mein Fuhrer!"
and her response? "How dare you say that to me!"
my response was how dare you do that to me. All you had to do was to step to one side. Upon reflection, all I can see your action as a violent attempt at social distancing. I am unsure and I really don't want you to clear up my confusion because there are some other overriding concerns. It's a toss up between anger management issues and mental health issues. If this scenario should present itself again in the future, could you please strive to do your very best to keep the fuck away from me altogether?
plus, it comes across like a Hitler salute. You are opening up a whole can of problems with that one. Besides, this is the kind of thing a feminazi would do. Now go away.
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