just do it

 

after the last week and I know I am sounding like a broken record but Donald, shave it off. How long does it take to craft that ball of denial on top of your head every day? How much gel, pomade or hairspray? Who do you have on call to maintain it and what is their rate? Plus how much does that orange shit you put on your head go for?

if you shave it off, I'll go so far as buy a bottle of that orange shit you put on your head to "fill in the blanks", so to speak

think of all the time it will free up, especially when the wind blows. Maybe to convey a small amount of honesty for once in at least the last four years. But think, very soon you may be a little on the time poor side of things, legally speaking.

I have to give you credit for creative flair, what with you using 30 percent of your hair to cover 90 percent of your head, but maybe it's time to be a little more practical.

If you do it, I won't go so far as to reconcile any of your loony antics, but let's just say I would definitely hold you in some form of admiration. Using my best imagination and the photo above, you could give off a real Lex Luthor vibe. Just get rid of it. It looks stupid.