the question

 

now I don't want to sound fatalistic and I have no thoughts of suicidal ideation; I was asked some questions recently about my own mortality. Above is probably the most offensive image I have ever submitted. The afterlife. Why would you hope for some other worldly ideal where you are totally useless? Hence the term, afterlife. You died and complied with some strange celestial body throughout your whole life who now says you can relax. Relax that now you can be useless? You can't make any tangible contribution to anything from this point onward? Can this fictitious entity be any more arrogant and offensive with an insanity that goes beyond the totalitarian?

so I get to this fictitious place and am shown around. I am the same person as I was on earth, with all the skills and abilities I had there, except in angel form. At the end of the week we have Hendrix on guitar with Bach on piano but on earth you were an accountant and we have no practical need or use to be dazzled by your accounting prowess here. Does the rubbish need to go out on a Wednesday? There must be something practical I can do up here.

so if I was asked the deathbed question, I think I would like it updated to be more in line with modern times. If I make the final concession and concede yes to this fictitious nonsense, do I get to come back? In essence, does my soul get recycled so I can still - be?

sure, the wings are really cool but you can take the harp music and shove it up your ass. If I knew what this was what it was going to be like, I probably would have picked purgatory. Apparently there is a lot of paper work involved. Lots of forms to be filled in. Even for eternity, it still reminds me of my life on earth.

then there is the notion that I am confronted with that the invisible man in the sky actually exists. A hypothetical situation; I led a compliant life on earth and obeyed your every edict and whim, but I died due to complications from the corona virus vaccine. Oh that's because I work in mysterious ways. So if you send me to hell right now, does that mean I can get some degree of honesty? About my very existence? Or is this some huge con and I am actually in hell right now?