so I go to a popular fast food restaurant and I ask for a certain burger without tomato. They try to charge me for the deluxe version. Wow, an extra dollar for a piece of cheese.
now I don't want to sound like Michael Douglas in the film Falling Down; maybe because I don't have an UZI machine gun in my hand, but the burgers look absolutely nothing in the displays.
so I am so annoyed I send a message to the head office, complaining of how I didn't ask for the deluxe version and was about to be charged for it, how uninspiring your burgers are in not only taste but in look.
really, the burgers are better at..... you know where.
I get an automated response
Your comments have been received by our Customer Service
Department. If you have requested follow up, we anticipate you will be
contacted within 3-5 working days. Please do not respond to this email as it
was generated automatically. Once again, we thank you for taking the time to
contact us with your comments.
yesterday I get some mail. Three five dollar vouchers from the restaurant
your product sucks and you want me to eat more?
I know I am repeating this but
really, the burgers are better at..... you know where.
P.S. and yes, I never thought it would happen but I have gotten to that age where I have transformed into one of "those" people. that writes letters to the management. Sad, I know.
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